Two Words: Quebecois Cockblocker

Notable Quotables from this outrageous la douchebag:

1) It's Matthieu. But you're going to pronounce it wrong anyways so just call me "Mashew" like the Japanese do.
2) How old do I look?
3) "What's your favorite movie?:" You're actually using that line? (right in front of me and a girl I was asking standard questions too, note the language barrier)
4) I'm from Quebec.

I crammed onto my first train today. Factor in a delay due to an accident, and that it was probably the last train of the night, and you got yourself human Japanese sardines. You literally get PUSHED the fuck out of the car. Some girl got knocked to the ground upon exit and nobody cared! I tried to catch her like a hero but, ya know...