This post is about squat toilets and upset stomachs so be warned

Take your mind of this post...
So I was forced to used the squat toilet twice at work today. Add to that the fact that I probably ran through some bad gyozas last night, and you got yourself one Grumpy Gaijin. Does anyone really know how to use those things? I did some Googling and thought this page was funny: http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000348.html. Either way, I had to do this with my pants off.